The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.  On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well,

God appears to a man and tells him he’ll have to quit fags, drink and sex if he wants to go to heaven.  A week later god reappears and asks how it’s going.  He says the fags and drink were easy to gi

'Once upon a time, in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest

The other day I was in the pub having a few quiet beers by myself.The door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever laideyes on. 5'9' tall, stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hou

A little boy asks his dad where poo comes from.  Dad explains that food passes down the esophagus to the stomach where digestive enzymes  induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal to extract